What A Fashionista!

I almost walked out of the house wearing my sock monkey slippers. I have errands to run and I wear slippers around the house and I almost just got in the car with them on...

CUTE!

Labels: funny

Copying Me

I just saw a commercial for the new show Kath & Kim. I think it premiered last night. I hardly ever see commercials because I DVR everything and so I fast forward through all of them. Anyway, I just saw that the daughter (Kim?), played by Selma Blair, uses my line when someone asks her what she does!!

A trophy wife.

I think it's funny. Well, because it's OBVIOUS I'm NOT a trophy wife. So, you know, irony or whatever.

Labels: funny, TV

Hope You Watched...

Scattered, random thoughts (as I'm watching) on Flipping Out:

-Jeff is mean to poor Frank.
-Overuse of the word 'like' by Erin and Jeff right off the bat.
-I like little Erin.
-I LOVE how Chris K thinks that riding a bus is demeaning but picking up dog poo and turning bottled water around in the fridge and taking lunch orders and all the other crazy tasks he does for Jeff are not. His job is demeaning.
-Jenni amazes me with her facial expressions or lack thereof. Jeff does the same thing.
-I love Ryan. He is so cute. LOVE his hair and clothes. I want him to be my friend. I like when he fights with Jeff. I like when we see them fight, we see Jeff's POV and then Ryan's. Funny
-Jeff & Jenni in the car= my favorite! ("a sugary soda, I think that sounds good.")
-I FREAKING love that Jenni won't tell him where she lives. I love it. (..."she won't give me any personal information, thinking I'm somehow gonna track her down. Which I would. My first inclination is that maybe she's gonna break up with me but also she could be, ummm, establishing some sort of boundaries.")
-I could never see Jeff and Ryan together!
-GOD, Jeff! He's being mean to someone who is helping them with the open house.
-I love the house on Valley Oak. I love the bathroom and the floors and the windows.
-Awwww, Jenni, I like your hair curly SO MUCH BETTER!!
-Erin's message and Jeff's response is priceless.
-Oh, the crazy cat food conversation!
-Who would be crazy enough to give Jeff Louis a key to their apartment? He's throwing things away and straightening her stuff!
-Oh yay! An Exorcism. Ryan's face... this woman is gonna cough up a lung! Gross. She sounds like a 2 pack-a-day smoker.
-Aaaaand it's Courtney with a hat. Why does she want to look like that?
-Love the kitchen hood that Ryan was showing her in the picture... all that wood, gorgeous
-Oh, good gracious, Chris asked for time off. *GASP*
-I want to go to Steven-Thomas. I saw a dream bed.
- Jeff: "Zoila, what do you like about Chris?" Zoila: rolls eyes and shrugs

I cannot wait for next week. Drama!

Labels: funny, Jeff Lewis, love, TV

Flip Flops Make Me Feel Better

Labels: babies, Bug, diet, funny, house buying, Luke, new shows, shoes

Christmas With Muffin & Friends

Babies and My Muffin... Love it, love it! My Muffin asked to call me a bunch of times lately. He wants to call "Kwissen." So cute!!

Funny Muffin-ism: Lin got a CC with an angel on it. She is holding a wand and flying over baby Jesus' manger. Muffin said, "Wook, it's majick!" Then, "It's where Chicken Little lives!" How freaking funny is that?

Labels: funny, love, muffin

Nooo!

Labels: Celebs, don'ts, fashion, funny

I Am A Big Damn Deal

This totally proves it- I've got people who want to be in my Entourage (yes, my Entourage is capitalized). So, when I'm a big famous writer, I'm ahead of the game. Right now, you gorgeous, fabulous women are just the greatest EVAH!

Agreed to be in Entourage: (so far....)

1) WendyB- jewelry designer (Oh, the gorgeousness- my fav is the Cleopatra neclace and earrings. I'd LOVE to have the money for her to design something (shoe-y) just for me), history buff (Henry the 8th's wives- I learned so much!) and fish shoe lover!

2)Kate- high school English teacher, choir singer, funny gal, dress lover, runner (my hero!!), and a great personal friend

3)Kelli- a fellow tv watcher, a mommy of CUTIE cute babies, has blue in her hair, wants to be on Big Brother, The Amazing Race, or Don't Forget the Lyrics! Is also a personal friend. I know she can handle talking to me on the phone!! Makes me laugh ;)

4)G.G.- A very, very chic lady, author/creator of one of my favorite sites,has fabulous taste,I've heard that she's "drop-dead gorgeous", she linked to The Buzz this week

5) Lindsay AKA "A" (because of my bf Lindsey that lives here)- the definition of lovely, a wonderful personal friend, an aunt with adorable nieces, is going to run a marathon, is very emotionally strong and has a beautiful spirit

6)Andie- a fellow south Louisiana girl, Tiger fan, red head, has a great smile and is a great photographer, has lots in common with me, loves Target and wants her own Entourage!! We can be in each others.

Ya'll are so sweet and really awesome! To G.G.- to be in my Entourage, you just say you wanna be in it!! Sooooo, you are. I can't even believe it. Ya'll I'm so flattered...

Labels: blog friends, funny

The Girl of His Dreams... NYC Style

Labels: funny, love

Showing You

I have stuff to tell you. I'm back from the camp and so much has happened in Hollywood and some real life stuff, too. BUT, Luke is literally minutes away and I've got to put everything away. I am beyond excited. OH MY GOODNESS!

Labels: blah, funny, holiday, pictures

The Buzz... I Know, Finally!

The Spice Girls performed last night at the VS fashion show. Yes, I realize that this picture should be below Heidi and her bootay but I'm not really feeling it. They look really cheesy and stiff and silly. They should be the Silly Girls. Ooops, they aren't girls, they are women. the Silly Women.

Labels: babies, Britney Spears, Celebs, fashion, funny, gossip, weird

A Few Too Many Juices

Labels: Cooper, cute, funny, love

LIVE From My Bedroom... *SPOILERS* EDITED- 9/28 (2:03pm)

*SPOILERS*
Hey, I'm LIVE watching Ugly Betty and DVR'ing Earl. I just saw the "Last season on Ugly Betty..." and I remember it all. For all of you who like this sorta info, Santos was gonna die, the guy who plays him was in another show that got canceled (Drive). OH. I. LOVE. IT. "You've taken a lover! And that lover has a creamy center." I'll be back! SPARKLE and DAZZLE!!
**I'm back! OK, OMG- Alexis doesn't know that she is ALEX! Whoa, that's gonna be WHOA. I do not like that Santos is really dead. That broke my heart. Does anybody want Betty and Daniel to get together?

Grey's Anatomy- How funny that they all did Bailey's speech! Christina's hair looks so cute and Izzy is so pretty. McSteamy is HOT!! I love that Bailey said, "you and Grey aren't sniffing each other in the elevator..." to Derek. That was funny stuff. PLEASE someone tell me why in the world are they broken up? George being mean to Callie really pisses me off. Joey, the accident victim who is eating everything in sight, that is CAH-RAAAAZY. And Lexie the sister, hello, bad timing much! Ya think she could've waited an hour to introduce herself? Overall, I'm totally digging this Grey's and I know that I'm not gonna jump ship. I just want to understand why Meredith and Derek are broken up. Oh, well, 30 more minutes left, maybe I'll learn something.
- If George and Lexie hook up, that will really make me mad. He'll be just outta control. So, the Joey guy had a disease that caused him to eat everything in sight. Well, I think I have that! J/K... The Mark/Derek dynamic is a great one. I really liked Izzy's "You can bitch and moan about it or you can adjust your expectations... " speech. That's a great way to look at things, right?
As far as CHANGE goes, I'm not good at it at all. I've never been. I just have to adjust.
What do you think about Meredith and Derek breaking up? What do you think about George & Izzie? Did you miss Addison & Burke?

Big Shots- What's the deal with trannies on the premieres this week? I'm DVR'ing this so, I'm going to read a little and go to sleep. I'm so tired.

Still waiting on DVR:
Beauty and the Geek
Kid Nation
Dirty Sexy Money
Tim Gunn's Guide to Style

Beauty and the Geek- Is anyone besides Lori and me watching? My heart broke for Tony. I think Sam is gross. Nicole is a cutie. I thought that the right people won each competition, though. Even though Sam is a skeeve, he did well at the debate because he debated- he had a rebuttal.

Kid Nation- This show is fantastic and I cannot stand all the whiny people who think it's abusive or whatever. I have not read Lord of the Flies but, I am very interested in doing so. HOLLY, do you have a copy I can borrow? Maybe the next time you come home? Let me know! Anyway, these kids are learning skills (cooking, social skills, money management, responsibility,etc...) that are very important in life. They are able to go home if they want. They are not out there alone- get real. They are just NOT being "coddled" like kids are so used to today. I'm only 26 but, when I was a kid, things were different. Now, "every body's a winner", kids get overly praised for everything, and are never allowed to get dirty or hurt. I have TONS more to say about this subject but, this is not the time. Bottom line- like the show a lot. The kids are so cute- Mike, Laurel, DK, the funny one on the red team, Sophia...

Dirty Sexy Money- I heart this show too! I cannot believe that I'm falling in love with all these new shows. Peter Krause (Six Feet Under) plays Nick George and he's so good. The Darling family is a guilty pleasure I can sink my teeth into for sure. There is also a murder mystery and can Nick really trust the Darlings???

Big Shots- Dylan McDermott being a bad boy- yummy! I loved this show, too and I didn't want to at all. Only because my butt is never gonna leave the TV. I've always loved TV but, this is just ridiculous!! Michael Vartan, Christipher Titus & Dylan McDermott all make up a pretty, funny, naughty cast. It's very Sex and the City with men. It's staying on my list.

Did you watch Dirty Sexy Money? Big Shots? What do you think?

Labels: funny, Grey's, hot guys, new shows, TV, Ugly Betty

Monday Night TV- What I Watched (UPDATE)

I'm kinda "live" blogging at 8:14pm in the middle of Two and a Half Men. Luke's not home and I really don't feel like doing much else, so... Hey! No laughing at me.



I did the whole CBS thing tonight. I'm DVR'ing Dancing with the Stars. Does no one else have a problem with the recording 2 shows and must watch one. That is really gonna hurt me! I forgot to call about another DVR. Does anyone know the price for a second one?



How I Met Your Mother- I never watched this show before, or I've only seen bits and pieces here and there. LINDSEY and KATE convinced me to give it a try. It was funny and OH MY! Mandy Moore was on as a guest star. Love her. I know that the "band camp" girl and Marshall (?) got married. Doogie Houser is gay in real life and on this show is a man whore. Robin and the guy who is young Danny Tanner broke up and he was sooooo upset and got a tramp stamp. OK



The Big Bang Theory- I loved this show! I liked David from Roseanne.


**SPOILERS, I GUESS**
Two and a Half Men- I'm laughing so hard. Dressing Jake all in beige because it's not affiliated with a gang, Charlie's "itch" ("Does this look infected to you, Alan?.... "Well, I'm not asking you to tickle it!"), Jake calling Charlie while he was in the backseat and Charlie was in the front seat. Charlie and his allergic reaction!
Rules of Engagement- I'm gonna watch this. I. MUST. EAT. That whole snoring thing. That is sooooooo Luke and me. Me trying to slap him to shut him up, him acting like he has no clue what I'm talking about, him waking up and saying "Well, you wanna do it, then" I just wanted to SMOTHER you! Okay, going find food.


I guess I'm gonna do CSI:Miami. I love Emily Procter. Is she still on the show?

UPDATE- I watched the very beginning of CSI, then Lindsey called and I wasn't all that interested in the show. I also watched The Bachelor during commercials when I watched Rules. He (Brad) is not cute and is a cheese ball. He said the same thing to every girl. "Hey, Can I steal a hug?" "I can't wait to spend time with you inside!" What a nerd. Yuck. All of it is gross. I started watching when he was sitting down with Chris and Chris was asking him if he was a millionaire. What does he do? He says his family knows the track record of the show and that's why they support him being on, ummm, huh? The show has a terrible track record! The fishing guy (Byron, Brian) is still with his girl but, not married. Charlie O'Connell is still with his girl but, not married. The last bachelor and his girl just broke off their engagement. Whatever, end of rant.

Labels: funny, Luke, TV

Catfight Part 2

http://www.tmz.com/tmz_main_video?titleid=1125900995

Click here to watch Faith tell the lady to hop off Tim's balls. Check her out in the bottom left corner. She's all swaying to the music like it's all the time happings in their world. Oh, yeah, me too. Always slappin' hands off Luke's balls- his maybe!!

Then she says, "Yeah", like nothing is going on. And Tim is strutting around in his tight leather outfit, letting Faith act like white trash with the white trash ball-grabber. CRAZYNESS

HaHaHaHa

Labels: Celebs, crazy, funny

That Lady Just Wanted To "Live Like She Was Dying"

Faith Hill and Tim McGraw made a stop at the Cajundome in Lafayette, LA on their Soul2Soul tour (gag me). And it was memorable. Apparently, some girl grabbed Tim in his, um, area, while he walked between a barricade and the stage to greet fans. Well, guess Faithy-Pooh didn't think she should feel him "Breathe" because she was NOT HAPPY. Click on the link to check it out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tA6q1qEfW-k

**It's been deleted! Oh, and it was so funny!! Faith leans down in front of the whole crowd and tells the "area-grabber", "SOMEBODY NEEDS TO TEACH YOU SOME CLASS, MY FRIEND! YOU DON'T GO GRABBIN' SOMEBODY ELSE'S, SOMEBODY'S HUSBAND'S BALLS [don't be mad at me],YOU UNDERSTAND ME? THAT'S VERY DISRESPECTFUL!"

I just think this is hilarious. No, I don't think anyone should grab anyone else. I don't condone the grabbing of other people's husband's "areas". Hell, I don't think people should be grabbing their own husband's "areas" in public. Everyone needs to keep their damn hands to themselves. But, seriously, she looks like a fool. Tim can handle himself.
The two of them just rub me the wrong way. They are just gross and so "we are perfect and rich and better than you" It's not REAL. No one is pretty, talented, happy, rich, PERFECT all the damn time. But, she tries to perpetuate this appearance and it's gag-me-with-a-plastic-spoon. Soul2Soul. Whatever.

Labels: Celebs, crazy, funny

As Promised

50 craziest celebrity baby names:

Aanisah: Macy Gray (also mother to Tahmel)- I cannot pronounce this
Apple: Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow- I'm almost used to this by now. Moses (her son) is weird, too. I've read that she doesn't understand why people think the name "Apple" is so weird because people name their children nouns like "Lily" and "Rose" all the time. I guess I can see her point. Apple's full name is Apple Alison Blythe Martin
Astrella Celeste: Donovan and Linda Lawrence (also parents to Oriole Nebula)-Celesete isn't bad...
Atherton Grace: Don Johnson and Kelley Phleger -this is a girl name??
Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon-Why? She really has to be on drugs. I'd really like to hear why she did that.
Aurelius Cy: Elle Macpherson and Arpad Busson-this is some European thing, he's named for his father's family member
Blue Angel: U2's The Edge and Aislinn O'Sullivan-Great idea, lovely!
Bluebell Madonna: Geri Halliwell She loved the flowers when she was pregnant. She saw them and just couldn't get enough. Guess her daughter should be glad that she didn't see Carnations or Poinsettias
Brooklyn: David and Victoria Beckham (also parents to Romeo and Cruz)-Brooklyn is a boy. He was named after the city in which he was conceived or where she found out she was pregnant, conflicting stories. And really, ROMEO? Cruz... I don't know. The best of the three.
Calico: Alice and Sheryl Cooper (also parents to Sonora Rose)-Like the cat
Camera: Arthur Ashe and Jeanne Moutoussamy-like a Nikon? Camera, c'mon.
Destry: Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw-this sounds like a street in England or somewhere
Diezel Ky: Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis (also parents to Denim Cole)-this is what you put in big trucks so they run, like you put gas in your car. And Denim is fabric. Polyester is probably a good name too.
Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (also parents to Peaches and Pixie)-How can you even touch this one? Fifi, Pixie (well, Luke had an aunt named Pixie but, she died), Peaches... it's kitty-cat names, names for faeries
Fuchsia: Sting and Frances Tomelty-it was the color the child was when it (boy or girl?) was born
Gaia: Emma Thompson and Greg Wise-Pronounced Gaya? not the worst on the list
Gulliver: Gary Oldman and Donya Fiorentino poor child, nerd
Heaven: Lil' Mo (also mother to God'Iss Love Stone) OK, Heaven whatever, but c'mon... God'Iss Love? Godiss??? "Hi, my name is Godiss"
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence Just way too much and too much to live up to and too much
Hopper: Sean Penn and Robin Wright-this one is just funny
Ireland: Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger and sad
Jaz: Steffi Graf and Andre Agassi Jaz?
Jazz Domino: Joe Strummer Domino... again, love to hear the story
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (previously married to Jermaine's brother Randy) those Jacksons are just in their own little world
Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage (Kal-El is Superman’s original birth name)-He's crazy and creepy and his wife is barely legal
Kyd: David Duchovny and Tea Leoni-very original... should've named him boy or girl
Lark Song: Mia Farrow and André Previn-well, I knew a Lark,
Lennon: Liam Gallagher and Patsy Kensit I like Lennon. I do. Leave me alone.
Liberty: Ryan Giggs Lots of people love this name... don't get it
London Emilio: Slash lots of people like "London"... I know a girl London
Luna Coco Patricia: Frank Lampard and Elen Rive Luna CoCo, yeah, and then throw in PATRICIA
Marquise: 50 Cent No big surprise
Memphis Eve: Bono before Memphis?
Moon Unit: Frank Zappa, also father to Dweezil and Diva Muffin I sooo wanted to name my little girl Diva Muffin...
Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (also father to Zolten) this one is just CA-RAY-ZEE well, both of them. They sound like comic book characters. Moxie and Zolten. And CrimeFighter???
Ocean: Forest Whitaker (also father to Sonnet and True) I've heard of so many people naming their children True. What is that?
Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf I've heard lots of people ask him about this and he never gives a straight answer.
Poppy Honey: Jamie and Jules Oliver (also parents to Daisy Boo) He's a cook and I think he's so charming
Rocket: Robert Rodriguez (also father to Racer, Rebel and Rogue) I like Rebel for a dog
Rufus Tiger: Roger Taylor also father to Tiger Lily and Lola Daisy People just love the Tiger Lily
Saffron Sahara: Simon and Yasmin Le Bon (also parents to Amber Rose and Tallulah Pine) All these strong smells and colors... they must like acid because their senses are unnaturally heightened
Sage Moonblood: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack (also parents to Seargeoh)-sounds violent, who wants the word "blood" in their child's name?
Satchel: Spike Lee and Tonya Lewis Lee- or purse? handbag? pocketbook?
Seven Sirius: Andre Benjamin and Erykah Badu-I am sure their is a story there too. I've actually started playing around with a little fictional story where a girl names her son "Seven"
Shiloh Nouvel: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie-I have always liked the name Shiloh
Sosie: Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick it's not bad at all and I love her (Kyra)
Suri: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes cutest kiddie, could've done better with the name
Tallulah: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore (also parents to Scout and Rumer) All these names are bonk
Willow Camille Reign: Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith I just don't think Willow is bad, either. Or the below Zola.
Zola Ivy: Eddie Murphy and Nicole Mitchell

What do you think? Do you know people with some crazy names? Do you like names that other people think are weird?
I like long names and people make fun of me. I don't mind two middle names. I like the idea of giving my kids my maiden names as one of their middle names (not as a hyphenated last name) and I get grief. But not from Luke. I like the name Vivianne (pronounced "Vivi Anne" not Vivian) and NO ONE likes it. Lin, Mom, Luke, everyone hates it. Luke says it sounds "old". I love it and love "Vivi". I also like Evelynn (Eve Lynn). Evie. No one likes that either. But, Lindsey likes HOUSTON for a boy. Yuk.

Labels: baby names, Celebs, funny

The Ting Ting Thing

This is what it is.

Labels: funny, product review

Some People Should Not Be Allowed to Even Have Kids Much Less Name Them

*I got this from a site about very bad baby names. I found it on Kelli's site. Some of it is actual letters people have written and then there are funny comments by the site people (I'm guessing).


There is another section where people send in funny/crazy/dumb names that they've heard. The Red is the comments made by the site person (or whatever). The green me.


Can I just tell you that I was laughing SO hard, out loud, SO hard!





Letters people have sent in:


I used to work with a girl named Kakiya Sharmika (she went by Mikki). Mikki had a daughter who went by Deedee, but her real name was Dezandra Marquesa (a little too close to "disaster" for my taste).Anyway, one day Mikki was filling out a kindergarden application for Deedee, and when she got to the field for middle name, I swear, she actually asked me, "How do you spell 'Marquesa'?" I think in general, it's a good idea to know how to spell a name before you attach it to your child. Reminds me of the time my MIL spelled Louis' name L-E-W-I-S. And then fought with us that she was right!!


When my son was born January 2003 at Rush Presbytarian St. Lukes Hospital in Chicago, there were twins named Thunder and Lightning.



My {acquiaintance's} granddaughter's name is Surrender... as in "surrender to the Lord." Supposedly Surrender is the name of a great, great grandmother who was actually Surrender Lee... and yep, you guessed it, born around the time of Robert E. Lee's surrender.



An {acquaintance} of mine gave her daughter up for adoption, but not before saddling her with this ill-spelled moniker: Brie'Yonna. It's got everything... awful spelling of a normal name, a Y, mid-name capitalization, and an apostrophe. Not to mention that the mother had no idea that brie is a cheese. People LOVE to do this- throw in a "y" and we'll make it look special. No, it makes it look illiterate.



My kindergarten teacher was named Velveethra.

The title above this read "Japenese Monster or Urinary Infection". That made it much funnier.



Questions


What about Bubba for a boy. a great unusual name
Since when did your Ozark shack get Internt access? Or electricity, for that matter?



what about Jackie-O for a girl or Sinead?
Tough call. It all hinges on what hairdo you were planning

One of our "requirements" for a name is that the first and middle initials will sound nice together to make a nickname. I grew up as Brandy to some and BJ to others ....quick and easy nickname that kids may not make as much fun of.
For 15 years poor Brandy never understood why everyone snickered after calling her by her nickname. Or why all those football players asked her to the prom. They were so rough in the back of the limo. Guess they thought she was a different kind of girl.


I think it's good to name your baby a name different from anyone else baby, because there is so many people who have the same name your baby have or it's very difficult. Also, it's hard to name your baby a different name, because when you think that no-one have that name there will be someone who have the same name your baby have when think you have named your baby different. so, you really can't think of any name that's different from anyone unless it's something made up.
I really, really hope English is this person's second or third language, and if she were writing in Albanian or Forsi or whatever she would be so eloquent you'd weep. I laughed so hard at this one.

My to-be husband has a thing for "unique" names. He likes names such as "Veto" and "Enobi". I like what I call "cool" names. Then names such as "Kiki" and "Jack". We were having dissagrements with baby names till I smacked him upside the head and phrohibid him from naming my children.
Well, I phrohibid you from having kids at all.
Although, it is nice to know who originated the slang use of "cool"- it's this lady. (They're what I like to call --big finger quotes--COOL names.")And now we know she's prone to violence against her fiance for wanting to name kids Veto so they can star in Schoolhouse Rock segments about the three branches of government!
Help me Kobi-Wan Enobi, you're our only hope! God, some kiddies have no chance

What is a nature realated name for a boy? I am pregnant with a boy and I already have four girls. My girls are Summer Skies, Autumn Night, April Shower, and Spring Flower. Please help I am due in November. Star Light
Star Light- Star light, star bright, first star i see tonight. I wish i may, I wish I might, let this lady be a mental patient whose "children" are actually straws she stole from the hospital cafeteria. Laughing so hard it hurts

I love names. I think it's horrible what some people do to their children when naming them. I've got naming babies on the brain because of Lindsey's sister, Hollie. She is pregnant for a boy and we have been talking about possible names. Her husband is a jr and he (and his parents) want to name the baby the III and she doesn't. I've sent her some boy names I like. I have lists of both sexes of names that I love. The boy name list for me to use is very short as Luke HATES everything. He wants to name our son Herschel Walker. After this person. Seriously. We do both like Holden. He is a II (not a jr) but says he doesn't want a III. I like Lukas and he said he does, too. We'll cross that bridge when we get there, I guess.

Also, I've been trying to help Lindsey with a girl name. She has one that they love. I love it, too. But, there is a complicated, possible problem that warrents trying to find another girl name. Lindsey and Luke are so much alike in this category. They hate everything, they hated a person named that, that name sounds like this (not good/positive) word. AHHHHHH!! But, she likes a few other pretty names, finally.

Oh, yeah, and Luke loves the name Sunny or Sunshine for a girl. Yeah.

Labels: baby names, funny

To All My Friends, This Is What I Hope For You....

Labels: funny

I kicked your mom because Big Bird told me to and he's my leader.

I always spend way too much time trying to decide which color to use.
Anyway, I found this somewhere else and it made me laugh, silly as it may be. I'm sitting here being a huge loser & feeling sorry for myself so that could be why I'm finding humor in the little things! So, c'mon be a sport and play along!!

PICK THE MONTH YOU WERE BORN:
January..... I kicked
February..... I loved
March..... I karate chopped
April..... I licked
May..... I jumped in
June..... I smelled
July..... I did the Cha-Cha with (it was the Macarena but, that is not what I wanted...)
August..... I had lunch with
September..... I danced with
October..... I sang to
November..... I yelled at
December..... I ran over

(lucky ducks born in Nov and Dec!) hee hee

PICK THE DAY YOU WERE BORN:
1... a birdbath
2... a monster
3... a phone
4... a fork
5... a snowman
6... a gangster
7... my cellphone
8... my dog
9... my best friend's boyfriend
10... my neighbor
11... my friend
12... a banana
13... a fireman
14... a stuffed animal
15... a goat
16... a pickle
17... your mom
18... a spoon
19... a smurf
20... a baseball bat
21... a ninja
22... Chuck Norris
23... a noodle
24... a squirrel
25... a football player
26... my sister
27... my brother
28... an ipod
29... a surfer
30... a llama
31... a toe (it was a homeless guy but, i don't like that)

PICK THE COLOR OF THE SHIRT YOU ARE WEARING:
White..... Because I'm cool llike that
Black..... Because that's the way I roll
Pink..... Because I'm NOT crazy
Red..... Because the voices told me to
Blue/Purple..... Because I'm sexy & I do what I want
Green..... Because that's the way, uhh,uhh, I like it, uhh,uhh
Grey..... Because Big Bird told me to & he's my leader
Yellow..... Because someone offered me $1,000,000
Orange..... Because my family thinks I'm crazy anyway
Brown...... Because I can
Other..... Because I'm a Warrior!
None..... Because I can't control myself

OK, so put your sentence together (and your kids and whoever's shirt you can see & birthday you know!) and leave it. I hope it's funny.
It's really kinda creepy that Big Bird appears in the title of 2 blogs very close together!!

Labels: funny, meme