I kicked your mom because Big Bird told me to and he's my leader.
I always spend way too much time trying to decide which color to use. Anyway, I found this somewhere else and it made me laugh, silly as it may be. I'm sitting here being a huge loser & feeling sorry for myself so that could be why I'm finding humor in the little things! So, c'mon be a sport and play along!!
PICK THE MONTH YOU WERE BORN: January..... I kicked February..... I loved March..... I karate chopped April..... I licked May..... I jumped in June..... I smelled July..... I did the Cha-Cha with (it was the Macarena but, that is not what I wanted...) August..... I had lunch with September..... I danced with October..... I sang to November..... I yelled at December..... I ran over
(lucky ducks born in Nov and Dec!) hee hee
PICK THE DAY YOU WERE BORN: 1... a birdbath 2... a monster 3... a phone 4... a fork 5... a snowman 6... a gangster 7... my cellphone 8... my dog 9... my best friend's boyfriend 10... my neighbor 11... my friend 12... a banana 13... a fireman 14... a stuffed animal 15... a goat 16... a pickle 17... your mom 18... a spoon 19... a smurf 20... a baseball bat 21... a ninja 22... Chuck Norris 23... a noodle 24... a squirrel 25... a football player 26... my sister 27... my brother 28... an ipod 29... a surfer 30... a llama 31... a toe (it was a homeless guy but, i don't like that)
PICK THE COLOR OF THE SHIRT YOU ARE WEARING: White..... Because I'm cool llike that Black..... Because that's the way I roll Pink..... Because I'm NOT crazy Red..... Because the voices told me to Blue/Purple..... Because I'm sexy & I do what I want Green..... Because that's the way, uhh,uhh, I like it, uhh,uhh Grey..... Because Big Bird told me to & he's my leader Yellow..... Because someone offered me $1,000,000 Orange..... Because my family thinks I'm crazy anyway Brown...... Because I can Other..... Because I'm a Warrior! None..... Because I can't control myself
OK, so put your sentence together (and your kids and whoever's shirt you can see & birthday you know!) and leave it. I hope it's funny. It's really kinda creepy that Big Bird appears in the title of 2 blogs very close together!!
I'm a 28 year-old really obsessed with shoes. I'm married to Blue. I love reading and writing. I am very into tv, celebrities, and pop culture. I love makeup, fashion, and all that jazz.
