I Heart Diet Coke, Lavender Oil, Paternity Tests & Big Bird
Guilty Pleasures~ that's what I want to discuss. That's what's on my mind. What exactly is a guiltly pleasure? To me it's something you indulge in, something you take pleasure in and feel guilty/are embarrassed about, right? Everyone agree?? Since this is where I pour my heart out (more or less), I don't mind revealing some of my favorite indulgences- some more embarrassing and guilty than others!!
Obviously, shoes!
Obviously, shopping! My FAV-O-RITE thing to shop for (besides shoes) is makeup and other beauty products. I love products! I'm a junkie... Just in case you're interested, my favorite places to buy (online)- http://www.sephora.com/ {Free Shipping on orders $75 & up, you get 3 free samples, they sell tons of brands, the packaging is adorable!} http://www.thebodyshop.com/ {I get oils to burn in the house, such as lavender for my headaches & they have some of THE best body scrubs ever} http://www.smartbargains.com/ {awesome deals on shoes!! I've bought at least 4 pairs and they all didn't disappoint!} http://www.amazon.com/ {I buy books here because you can get them used for ridiculously low prices. You can buy CDs, beauty products, electronics, toys, etc...} DIET COKE!!! I have recently decided that I believe diet Coke has crack in it. Seriously. Not that I gotta have my crack but, I hear that if you're on crack you gotta have it like you've never had to have anything else. When I wake up, gotta have my diet crack, umm, Coke. And a fountain diet Coke is on an entirely different level. Many people will understand this (fountain vs can/bottle) sadly, some of you do not. Like Luke... he has no clue. Anyway, I inherit the d.c. addiction from my mother.
French fries. OH MY GOD!!! I freakin L-O-V-E french fries. This is a pleasure that is way heavy on the guilt.
Soap Operas. Totally cliche'. Whatever. I watched Days of Our Lives, Another World & Santa Barbara as a child, very young child. My mom watched All My Children but, I barely remember that. I still occasionally watch Days, if the plot isn't too "out there" but, my show is General Hospital. I'm in love with Sonny the mob boss. HOT!!
Tabloid magazines & Tabloid magazine-like shows- E! News, Extra, etc...
pistachios
purses
cigarettes at night, on occasion, along with a long chat on the phone with my biotch Lindsey. Really, we have the best conversations! Hours of serious talks about our marriages (how much our husbands suck/are great), children(Cooper's so cute, Isabella is gonna be so spoiled), childhoods, political and religious views (we rely heavily on each other for spiritual support.) We also laugh till it hurts. "Cause he don't make me laugh"
lip glosses, sticks, liners, & balms... I really have a ton
Lifetime movies- so yeah, I know they all have the abused woman or whatever but, I'm a sucker
Maury Povich's "You ARE the father/are NOT the father shows". Really never ceases to amaze me at 1) the number of men some of these women have tested. Don't they know how old their baby is and when that child was conceived? Did they really have sex with that many men in those 2 days (or so)? 2) the excuses the men give for the children not being theirs- "the child doesn't look like me"- ever hear of a baby looking like the mom? "he doesn't have my teeth? my hat? my head?" I love it!
hot dogs- with chili and mustard and cheese
Cinderella and Snow White
Sesame Street
Reruns of: I Love Lucy, Will & Grace, Friends, Everybody Loves Raymond, Will & Grace, Mad About You and MY FAVORITE Will & Grace
Will & Grace (and Karen & Jack)
Jelly Belly jelly beans- NOT the black ones!
books
perfume- really, I have 10 or 15 perfumes but, I love them...
doodling my name and the names of my future children
very long bubble baths
watching biographies of old Hollywood movie stars
old cheesy 80s love songs
cheesy 90s rap/hip hop
watching Molly Ringwald or Julia Roberts movies
watching Little House on the Prairie
That's my list for now. Oh, and stand up comedy and funny videos from YouTube and now FunnyorDie.com- I love to laugh.... So, what do you think? Have you lost all respect for me? Oh well... I really don't think I revealed any secrets.
*HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM! I LOVE YOU!!
go on and induldge in something... you're worth it
Labels: favorite stuff, link to beauty products
